JouMxyzptlk
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C&C Kane's Wrath Global Conquest GDI PACIFIST mode + little trick
Well I had to complete the series. This feels like playing as Zerg though, you multiply and multiply until you cover the whole planet. is that really "pacifist mode" ? As for the double base near those two Carolinas and Florida: This prevents the cities from getting full red, preventing NOD win condition. Same goes for a few other places.
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Видео

C&C Kane's Wrath SCRIN Global Conquest PACIFIST MODE + a little trick
Просмотров 526 месяцев назад
Pacifist mode: Either surrender, avoid or lose all fights. And win, of course, with the secondary win condition. Here "get 9 threshold towers". This also exposes a little trick which allows you to build unreachable bases. SCRIN is easier than NOD, it just takes more time and you have to build your bases in such a way to prevent NOD from achieving "24 bases" win condition. I.e. build near red to...
C&C Kane's Wrath NOD Global Conquest PACIFIST MODE + a little trick
Просмотров 3396 месяцев назад
Pacifist mode: Either surrender, avoid or lose all fights. And win, of course, with the secondary win condition. Here "get 24 bases to full unrest". This also exposes a little trick which allows you to build unreachable bases.
Firefox pressing ENTER to save a file does not always work since about 2008
Просмотров 18110 месяцев назад
For the impatient: Jump to 0:53 . This bug has been open for more than 15 years now (today July 2023). Klick with the mouse on "save" always works. See bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=465511 for yourself. This video is just for those saying "we cannot reproduce" in that bug report. This is one among those many tiny issues driving people away from Firefox, sadly.
Mainframe Defender Version 1.3094a Endless mission bug
Просмотров 61Год назад
Mainframe defenders, a nice game. But somehow this mission is endless. Enemy endless respaning. I though "maybe the repulsor field damaging them enemies right after spawn, when they should be invulnerable", so I tried later to not damage them right at the spawn turn - but no luck.
Does Office 2000 work on Windows 11 22H2 ? Extra: How to uninstall / remove Widgets.
Просмотров 512Год назад
Oh great, the "youtube video fail" bug is back again, giving you a blurry version! Original clear video at joumxyzptlk.de/tmp/microsoft/Does_Office_2000_work_on_Windows_11_22H2.mkv ... Short answer: Outlook 2000 not due to missing IE4 / IE5, maybe there is a workaround, but not today :D. Long: A discussion made me crating this video to prove it works :D. Extra: You can replace the clippy, I too...
ssd.skhynix.com website not working on German Windows with Firefox and MS Edge
Просмотров 197Год назад
The website only works with US/UK/Korean/Japanese Browsers or operating systems. Thank to forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2022/08/12/something_for_the_weekend/#c_4511695 - "a spectacular bit of typically incompetent code" Just putting it on the net to share :D
ΔV, Delta-V Rings of Saturn: "Big Bad Wolf" Hunting achievement, "smell my exhaust" method :D
Просмотров 4,6 тыс.2 года назад
Playing some ΔV again. 0:00 Start, 1:00 Jump to Wolf, 1:50 encounter, 7:00 giving final burn and BOOM. Collect some Rocks after that, what the game is mostly like - unless you fly a heavily damaged ship like I do. 12:00 Oh a dead ship to capture and sell! I need that money. Up to now I always avoided "Big Bad Wolf". But then I thought: Well give it a shot, literally. And I even managed to give ...
Basemark Relic Of Life in 8k 120 fps
Просмотров 2012 года назад
Well, I stumbled upon this, so why not? As ususal, original video screenshots available at joumxyzptlk.de/basemark.html - 16 k possible, but that is SO MUCH WORK... BTW: Again a youtube 8k fail, it only shows up to 4k here. They will never ever make it work consistently, getting buggier and buggier, not caring.
3dmark 2000 8k 120fps 8x Anti-Alias with MipMap-Hack
Просмотров 1,1 тыс.2 года назад
I mixed the benchmark part in at 2:58 to 5:22. As you can see at the ridiculous fps in the town benchmark :D. Original video and screenshots available at joumxyzptlk.de/3dmark_gallery_2000.html MipMap Hack means: No low-resolution textures depending on the distance, always full resolution.
Outtake: 3dmark 2000 8k 120fps Demo BlobbyBall FAIL
Просмотров 3542 года назад
This is what can happen when you run an old 3dmark on a modern system in 8k... The "normal" 3dmark 2000 in 8k 120 fps will be available soon.
3DMark 99 in 8k and 120fps (7680x4320) with 8x Anti-Alias
Просмотров 4542 года назад
Thanks to Wang Xiangren from China pointing me to additional tricks! It's been quite a while! Since ~2014 additional tricks surfaced which allowed me to push it to 8k. Original video at joumxyzptlk.de/3dmark_gallery_1999.html
Samsung GQ75Q95TGTXZG Local Dimming playing Anime
Просмотров 2722 года назад
Samsung took the TV back and returned the money - but not only because of what is described here, because of a lot of other issues with that device which caused horrible results. old comment for Samsung support Hello Samsung, please allow us to turn that weird adaptive backlight completely, at least in PC mode, Filmmaker Mode and Game console mode. Dark areas getting way too dark, and bright ar...
Why I don't upload to youtube any more. Content ID is broken, way too open for abuse.
Просмотров 752 года назад
You are constantly wasting time with those false content ID detection. This is also the reason why my last video, ruclips.net/video/-IKqfXkNhbs/видео.html , has NOT MUSIC AT ALL. And I bet I will still get copyright claims over sound effects which randomly sound like something from a song. No joke, happened quite a few times in the past. I bet I will get copyright claims on thsi video too due t...
NFS Underground 2003 - Final race Eddie - and REAL final Melissa 4k MIPMAPHACK Definitive Edition
Просмотров 3672 года назад
Need For Speed Underground from 2003, in 4k 60 fps. The final race against Eddie at 00:35, and the REAL final race against Melissa at 03:37. Both in highest difficulty of course. Actually difficult... And some Test-Tracks at 10:54 and "full open City" at 12:54. Widescreen fixer: thirteenag.github.io/wfp#nfs Definitive-Edition-Textmod : Use search engine, original site seems gone :). Mipmap hack...
Cyberpunk 2077 NPC/People variety in City Central Downtown
Просмотров 2163 года назад
Cyberpunk 2077 NPC/People variety in City Central Downtown
Cyberpunk 2077 NPC variety in the desert
Просмотров 953 года назад
Cyberpunk 2077 NPC variety in the desert
Cyberpunk 2077 why is the NCPD police attacking me unprovoked everywhere even on "help us" missions!
Просмотров 2,4 тыс.3 года назад
Cyberpunk 2077 why is the NCPD police attacking me unprovoked everywhere even on "help us" missions!
Atomic Hearts RTX Demo 8K 120 fps without DLSS (Titan RTX)
Просмотров 7563 года назад
Atomic Hearts RTX Demo 8K 120 fps without DLSS (Titan RTX)
Heute In Stereo! Today in Stereo!
Просмотров 1283 года назад
Heute In Stereo! Today in Stereo!
Wasserstelle für Bienen mit Zucker - Water for bees with sugar
Просмотров 1383 года назад
Wasserstelle für Bienen mit Zucker - Water for bees with sugar
Status der Chilis - State of Chili
Просмотров 593 года назад
Status der Chilis - State of Chili
Wasserstelle für Bienen - Water for bees
Просмотров 463 года назад
Wasserstelle für Bienen - Water for bees
Facebook scrolling fail bug when loading an advertising - still unfixed
Просмотров 1294 года назад
Facebook scrolling fail bug when loading an advertising - still unfixed
9 April 2020 Nachmittag über Sonnenuntergang bis Venus in 8k 60 fps
Просмотров 2804 года назад
9 April 2020 Nachmittag über Sonnenuntergang bis Venus in 8k 60 fps
4 April Bernhausen sehr sonnig 12.30 bis 20:30 in knapp drei Minuten
Просмотров 714 года назад
4 April Bernhausen sehr sonnig 12.30 bis 20:30 in knapp drei Minuten
3. April 2020: Bernhausen 8 Stunden in 1:30 Minuten 1300 bis 2100 Uhr (Dark Version)
Просмотров 1014 года назад
3. April 2020: Bernhausen 8 Stunden in 1:30 Minuten 1300 bis 2100 Uhr (Dark Version)
3. April 2020: Bernhausen 8 Stunden in 1:30 Minuten 1300 bis 2100 Uhr (HDR Version)
Просмотров 4014 года назад
3. April 2020: Bernhausen 8 Stunden in 1:30 Minuten 1300 bis 2100 Uhr (HDR Version)
Android Pie Automatic AI Brightness sucks fail recorded with Lumia 950 XL
Просмотров 3084 года назад
Android Pie Automatic AI Brightness sucks fail recorded with Lumia 950 XL
Chernobylite Alpha first gameplay / Let's Play first 90 minutes until my first death Ulta HD
Просмотров 2854 года назад
Chernobylite Alpha first gameplay / Let's Play first 90 minutes until my first death Ulta HD

Комментарии

  • @dantelive8407
    @dantelive8407 9 часов назад

    Realmente funciona!! Funciona na versão de PS4 testei e funcionou!!!

  • @mrcreative6020
    @mrcreative6020 День назад

    What an idiot? Not just playing with his own life but playing with others lives should be banned from ever driving again.

  • @muscleman5451
    @muscleman5451 День назад

    Bro that actually worked thanks u saved my ass

  • @user-rk8np5em8b
    @user-rk8np5em8b День назад

    The man has balls

  • @phamxuanbach5249
    @phamxuanbach5249 5 дней назад

    I blew up bbw twice, once using the triple engine cothon with this method and another by docking with it using an EIME with NANI+dual cl600 lasers

  • @emptyheadbiden8698
    @emptyheadbiden8698 5 дней назад

    Oops a deer

  • @MisterLx
    @MisterLx 7 дней назад

    The Music in the Test Section is stupid.

  • @matlafragga29
    @matlafragga29 7 дней назад

    𝘠𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘦-𝘬𝘪-𝘺𝘢𝘺, 𝘮𝘢 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘶𝘭𝘦 ! ✌

  • @gamer_naruto_cr7
    @gamer_naruto_cr7 8 дней назад

    Thank you a lot

  • @datthebigboss4532
    @datthebigboss4532 8 дней назад

    I want this glitch how did you do it

  • @COOLNIGHTSHADOW-yg2xm
    @COOLNIGHTSHADOW-yg2xm 10 дней назад

    OK fellas....put ya balls on dat table....combustion enginge is toddler´s crap. Put a real engine for MEN: T H E Allison.....Ohhh,You mean Your girlfriend Alison? "No, You idiot..ALISON TURBINE ENGINE!!!

  • @bimocaisar5781
    @bimocaisar5781 14 дней назад

    Wow ❤

  • @user-ir3zj7ne3r
    @user-ir3zj7ne3r 17 дней назад

    this is real it works and it also works with power armor

  • @mrgrabs8959
    @mrgrabs8959 19 дней назад

    thx i needed this info

  • @fractalflowers2143
    @fractalflowers2143 21 день назад

    Works on PlayStation 5 consoled 2024

  • @Bamsebrakar2011
    @Bamsebrakar2011 21 день назад

    Complete idiocy to do this in mid-day traffic, creating numerous very dangerous situations.😮 I would be surprised to know if this rider is still alive.

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk 21 день назад

      He is still alive. and known to be among the best cyclist. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Rider_(motorcyclist)

  • @daveram7775
    @daveram7775 25 дней назад

    I think, I would be a little bit faster.

  • @Schnorbitz
    @Schnorbitz 25 дней назад

    He should try the Kessel run, I’d fancy his chances

  • @Majora404err01r
    @Majora404err01r 27 дней назад

    0:46 oh you jerk-

  • @pm_dragon226
    @pm_dragon226 27 дней назад

    I love how this works eight years later

  • @giuseppefedele2131
    @giuseppefedele2131 28 дней назад

    is this gsxr 750 or 1000?

  • @Joseph-kw2tb
    @Joseph-kw2tb Месяц назад

    ur a fk genius

  • @Rjciralli
    @Rjciralli Месяц назад

    GDI needs land, Nod needs Cities, and all Scrin needs to do is be left alone with 9 Bases. A magnificent trick

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk Месяц назад

      It is. They could actually live in harmony.

  • @user-jf7xi5eh4m
    @user-jf7xi5eh4m Месяц назад

    It really worked for me thank you very much

  • @CloudlessClover
    @CloudlessClover Месяц назад

    Omg works on ps4 that’s hilarious

  • @ManuelGonzalez-kq2yz
    @ManuelGonzalez-kq2yz Месяц назад

    You sir are my hero no cap spent all day on this

    • @ManuelGonzalez-kq2yz
      @ManuelGonzalez-kq2yz Месяц назад

      Lol whoever liked this comment i was literally just using the method on a different building lol

  • @joeyoung9596
    @joeyoung9596 Месяц назад

    I really wished this mode was much more in-depth. Like imagine having a Tom's Clancy's End War Theater Of War style in C&C. Where you battle between online players and conquer territories and continent. I really love that kind of idea in Tom Clancy End War, and wished that they explored more in Global Conquest.

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk Месяц назад

      I would love to have more too. For now it is an alternative to playing solitaire once you got your way around it. Well, except for 100% chance win of course.

  • @kerravon4159
    @kerravon4159 Месяц назад

    Wow, that constant reactor alarm is incredibly annoying. That cant be normal right?

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk Месяц назад

      Indeed annoying, I did turn the volume down. And of course it if not normal when you ship is on the verge to explode :D. And the computer is glitching too. And your controls are a bit off since the nozzles are banged. Then you simply accept the alarm blaring as the least problem :D.

  • @TuPanaElMono
    @TuPanaElMono Месяц назад

    Abril 2024 todavía funciona

  • @truth-lg7xy
    @truth-lg7xy Месяц назад

    Kudos to that bike for hauling those huge balls at break neck speeds😂❤

  • @schroedingers_kotze
    @schroedingers_kotze 2 месяца назад

    Well, a "classic" of the early Internet... As much as the driver is talented (pretty much as crazy as he is), the thing is: you never see how many accidents are caused behind him by other drivers shocked by his risky overtaking maneuvers and thus provoked into rash reactions.

  • @iloveitall
    @iloveitall 2 месяца назад

    Please say thanks to the car drivers: You owe them your life, for they don't drive as antisocial as you do.

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk 2 месяца назад

      I have to remark that this is not ME driving. A little research, like "Ghost Rrider Uppsala Run" in a search engine, is not too much to ask for before throwing such baseless accusations around for SUCH a famous ride. Hell, there is even a wikipedia page about his. Learn to check at least a bit before pointing fingers at people.

  • @kevinabiwardani7550
    @kevinabiwardani7550 2 месяца назад

    MCV and Dummy... The Militia being called Dummy= :⁠'⁠( Great playthrough, I'll try this "bug" to win a pacifist Nod and Scrin.

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk 2 месяца назад

      The dummy serves two purposes: When selling, after deploying the MCV of course, I get more money back than that extra army did cost. On the other hand: If that extra dummy army is still there after deploying the MCV, I can repair it for 3000$, which is less than creating a new army would cost. So indeed, "dummy army" for a reason :D.

  • @Ethian315
    @Ethian315 2 месяца назад

    Trying to make a model out of it. Modeling and 3d printing the whole ship isn't a problem at all. ALL THAT LIGHTING is the hardest to plan into the model.

  • @r0m0x
    @r0m0x 2 месяца назад

    This reality has amazing graphics!

  • @theroach2204
    @theroach2204 2 месяца назад

    bro was desperate to see the gods.

  • @JohnnyBAwesome
    @JohnnyBAwesome 2 месяца назад

    Biggest balls ever! Jeezzzz... Man that Speedo just didnt want to hit 300km even down hill some! I was rooting for it! She was bouncing on 299 the whole time. lol

  • @redko79
    @redko79 2 месяца назад

    Impressive! I would maybe create a preset to cool down color temperature a bit. Wondering how the game would look at 8K + RTGI. I can make it with a 7900 XTX I think but caping the game at 40fps probably. 8K gaming is nowadays possible, but RTGI or ray tracing still destroys FPS in all current games at that resolution

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk 2 месяца назад

      If you can hack Raytracing into that game, just go on! But the FPS capping does not matter here anyway, since the ACTUAL speed it was recorded at was somewhere around 3 fps on a Titan X (Nvidia Maxwell Generation). So if you do that hacking, use the same trick, and you get 240 RTX-fps at 8K!

  • @zequi5976
    @zequi5976 2 месяца назад

    Der beste den es je gab oder gibt ich Weiss nicht op er noch lebt er bekam ein Kind ich Weiss nicht op er schluss gemacht hat

  • @jockojockoson9995
    @jockojockoson9995 2 месяца назад

    There’s a few moments in this where he 100% got lucky

    • @logic1975
      @logic1975 2 месяца назад

      Nah the cars switching lanes and stuff,thats pure skill and reflex

  • @mkvector9539
    @mkvector9539 2 месяца назад

    I wish AI controlled Firehawks in Skirmish and in Global Conquest would be able to switch to the missile loadout or prioritize air targets over ground in certain situations, depending on how many units the enemy is attacking the AI opponents with air, for some reason the AI never seems to toggle loadout to missiles, apart from some scripted campaign missions.

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk 2 месяца назад

      I wish I could play this game with a clickrate and overview to fully get the tactical advantage :D. But I am just a bit above average, others are so much better... I am only as good as them when slowing down the game by 50% (using CheatEngine, for example (which does not work in multiplayer obviously, instant desync)).

  • @amandahanson8188
    @amandahanson8188 2 месяца назад

    I take it the bike governs out at 299 kph.

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk 2 месяца назад

      Nope, that is just the end of the display. But if you look and listen to RPM, you can see it goes a bit further a few times after the display is stuck at 299.

    • @amandahanson8188
      @amandahanson8188 2 месяца назад

      @JouMxyzptlk I stand corrected. Too bad the display doesn't go further. Great job on the vibration cleanup btw.

  • @michaelanonymous5608
    @michaelanonymous5608 3 месяца назад

    I have the license for Office 2000 Professional, but one of the first CDs. Where can I get an image with the most actual version?

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk 3 месяца назад

      The "The Internet Archive". Enter that into a search engine, since youtube does not like links in comments :D. Try to get one where Service Pack 2 is included. Copy the contents to the local drive before installing, and never delete them there (looong explanation why, just do it :D ). Then get Service Pack 3, and the few updates which came after Service Pack 3. The version I use is one where I included Service Pack 3 as "Administrative Install". Created somewhere around 2002 when SP3 was released and I needed to safe time for a bigger rollout.

  • @philippdetering2016
    @philippdetering2016 3 месяца назад

    Respekt and still Most awesome Love him Not gay Just fkn great i Hope He lives for ever!!!

  • @MeTezzer
    @MeTezzer 3 месяца назад

    The engine plays you the song of its people.

  • @erik_gruen-rx4kw
    @erik_gruen-rx4kw 3 месяца назад

    Works very well on PC in 2024

  • @raduradu1289
    @raduradu1289 3 месяца назад

    And what would be the score in the benchmark

  • @rotax6002
    @rotax6002 3 месяца назад

    Idiot

  • @user-ul4xf2eo3r
    @user-ul4xf2eo3r 4 месяца назад

    Funfact: in germany we have a word „ups“ (translated: oops) and also „upsala“. Its like a trivialization but it has the exact meaning xD

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk 3 месяца назад

      Upsala, einen solchen Kommentar habe ich nicht erwartet! :D

  • @user-xg9ov3bl5f
    @user-xg9ov3bl5f 4 месяца назад

    That's an auto bond he passed two cops. You can't do that in America that's why He can rife like that. Auto bond. 42 miles 15minutes is not bad.

    • @JouMxyzptlk
      @JouMxyzptlk 4 месяца назад

      What is "auto bond" ? Dictionaries show nothing, and search engines only show cars of a specific secret agent working for his majesty...